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April 13 is where u can kiss the person you love
National kiss day
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Unarguably the best university in Korea, one of the toughest universities in the world.
An undergraduate degree from SNU is regarded very prestigious throughout Asia and opens any doors for your future.
Jane : Which university do you go to?
John : SNU.
Jane : You mean Seoul National University? That's amazing!@
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National Pwnge Day. Katie has pwnd a girl named Sam on myspace.com Sam epic fails at everything that comes out (and goes in) her mouth, as Katie epicly wins.
This takes place on the 23rd-24th of July.
Sam: you need new shit!
Katie:I need new shit? my shits newer than the future!
Yay for National Pwnage Day!
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National Coney Island, (Coney for short) is a diner chain that seems to only be found in Michigan, though it's named after the island off the coast of Brooklyn (go figure).
A popular gathering for teens and truckers, Coney Island restaurants provide a causal atmosphere where many fights are started and where people don't feel the need to tip.
The food is greasy, the waitresses come and go faster than the seasons change, the patrons are loud and unruly, and "non-smoking" is slang for "slightly less smoky".
Most Coneys are open 24-7. Signature food items include: Coney Dog, Hani Deluxe, and their famous Chili Cheese Fries.
"I'm bored. Let's go to National Coney Island and start a fight."
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National Stella Day is a wonderful day to appreciate a wonderful Stella. It takes place on October 30. Remember being Stella is hard work so we have to remember to appreciate how kind and patient they are with all the bitc*es they go to school with.
Random Guy“Happy National Stella Day Stella!”
Stella: “Wow! Thanks for remembering!”
Random Guy: “Of course, after all you have to deal with these annoying as* people all day long”
Stella: “Well we all can’t NOT be annoying right?”
Random Guy: “Wow what a nice Stella”
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An expression used to express the dismay one has about their country when we see constant examples of how we pander to the lowest common demoninator of our society. Examples are endless and represent the beginning of the eventual demise of this great nation. (Also NoVC)
- Why do drive up ATM machines have Braille instructions, NoVC!
- Why do I have to release my fucking GPS system from liability everytime I start my goddamn car, NoVC!
- Why do ladders have 20 fucking warning labels on them telling you not to do things that only a moron would think of, NoVC!
- Why do juries award the dumbass parents of an imbecile child that died of carbon monoxide poisoning because they let it teak surf behind a boat, NoVC!
- Why do we complain about kids' video games and music being too violent, then we get them fucking counselors when some dipship at their school offs themselves, NATION OF VEAL CALVES!
- Fuck the ACLU, btw.
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yeah a fun game where big nations win by just spamming shit can also be called ron for shorter
Person 1:yeah did you check rise of nations roblox
Person 2:yeah i killed china as taiwan by using ships bruh
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