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In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences
Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!
are you in band or strings ?? then this day is for you !! on this day you should throw your section leader because they deserve it. this day march 21st each year
“hey did you hear it’s national throw the section leader day”
the act of making love to a very fat girl
karen: are you ready for another Triple x throw-down baby?
joe: yeah just let me pop my neck back into place
karen: WUHU!
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A day on January 24th where you get to throw anyone under 5'4 without permission
Boy 1: Hey it's January 24th
Boy 2: So
Boy 3: International throw short people day
Boy2: -_-
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When you are sitting around with a small group of people drinking in silence and reflecting why you are so lame not to be taking.
Me and my friends were throwing back a few quiet ones yesterday because we are lame and have no life.
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for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run
me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls
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Throwing alicia keys out a window
Hey alicia its throw alicia out the window day
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