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Mix Robitussion AC with an equal amount of ginger ale and drink. The effect are sedation and euphoria (happiness). You can OD on cough syrup!
"...sippin purple drank in the turnin lane..."
"...thats why i got a purple sprite and y'all aint...."
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The imaginary purple key is where in either Guitar Hero or Rock Band where the player has to shift his hand to hit the orange note and over shifts to where the player's pinky is on the fretboard and their ring finger is on the orange key.
Jeff: "Having played several green notes in succession, saw that he had to shift down to hit the next note, which was an orange key. Quickly, he moves his left hand down to the right and squeezes his pinky down on the neck of the guitar controller and strums up. Staring blankly at the screen he sees that he missed the note. Swiftly glancing down Jeff is dumbfounded. Discovering that his pinky was on the imaginary purple key."
John: Saw that. You're a dumbass.
Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong
Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom
On Invader ZIM, one of two leaders of the Irken empire, due to their tallness compared to the rest of the Irken race. Tallest Purple can often be found on board The Massive, the Irken armada's flagship, alongside co-leader Almighty Tallest Red. Both of the Tallest are fond of snacks and store them in The Massive's fuel pods.
Tallest Purple: "Hey, I like snacks!"
Tallest Red: "He likes snacks, Zim!"
ZIM: "I know you do. I know."
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a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off
when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop
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The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)
I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.
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