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1) Cult Activity involving copious amounts of alcohol and cheesy music, frequented by Warwick University Students and the Hardest of Hard-Core Teeny Boppers.
2) Form of self-inflicted torture involving agonisingly loud, irritating noise, nausea and drunken revelry.
AKA: Top B; Weekly Cheese Festival; Another shite monday nite.
Third Place spend (another) night of torment at the hands of the brutal Top Banana
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something, or someone that is the best in their company or position
shopper: i'm not satisfied with this service, where's the top bollocks at?
assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him
drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks
barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it
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The first step is to shit into a condom. Then you cut the tip off the condom. Then twist the other end so that the condom will make a piping bag. You then can decorate your partner.
I just made the most beautiful Cherry on Top.
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When a man with a stretchy scrotum pulls it over his entire genetalia making a fleshy mound that resembles a muffin top (with hair).
Last night Jack did a muffin top in front of all the girls at the party and none of them talked to him for the rest of the night.
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Drunk to the point of being unable to maintain ones balance.
"I barely remember last night, did I drink a lot?"
"Dude, you were top heavy, you could barely stand up."
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Top Reds are Liverpool Football Club fans who bizarrely show more interest in actual football matches than the transfer window. They obsess about small details such as results and championships won rather than looking at the real metric of success, annual net spend on players.
They often go to live football matches, which gives them a limited perspective on the game, as they are unable to benefit from slow-motion replays of key events and the insights of knowledgable experts such as Martin Tyler and Joe Cole. They may even claim to have been fans of the club for at least 10 years, which is unlikely as there is no evidence football even existed at that time.
They have a tendency to use an incomprehensible dialect that is very different from the accents we find in true Liverpool fans: Surrey, South Dublin and Singapore. This dialect may originate in a place called "Shankley", because they seem to mention it a lot.
They frequently engage in unhinged behaviour such as discussing the relative merits of fan ownership and the moral dangers of becoming a club run by petrobillionaires rather than simply tattooing "FSGout!" on their penis like any normal person would do.
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That top red got ratiod so bad when he asked whether we really wanted to be run by the Gaddafi family or whoever. I couldn't care less as long as they sign Kalvin Phillips (120 million), Donnarumma (140 million) and Samuel Eto'o goat emoji on a free (50 million signing on fee). 310 million, we win the window!
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