when you apply condiments to your erect penis and then smash said penis into a woman's mouth
She said she never performed oral sex before so I had to give her a ride on the 'ol Chicago "L" Train.
Two men having sex with one woman.
Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.
There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.
A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.
I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.
Singapore train fapper who likes to have sex with platform screen doors
Person 1: why isn't the platform screen door opening?
Person 2: oh that's because Speedy Trains And Aviation jacked off to it yersterday.
An unnecessary selfie that one takes to show that they're "paying it forward" while still getting the glory from their friends
I was doing a philanthropic event but I wanted the whole world to know how awesome I was so I posted a love train selfie
self centered
pay it backward
poser
Literally the best meme of all time
All you had to do was catch the damn train C.J.
Catch the train C.J.
When someone takes a haul off of a vape and proceed to blow the vapour into another persons asshole
Bro last night I persuaded my girlfriend to let me do the Alberta Steam Train and now her ass won’t stop smelling like menthol