Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.

Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.

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Turkey hill iced tea

Code for searching grinder for young cock

I'm just here for some turkey hill iced tea.

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Here you go turkeys

what you say before mooning turkeys

Kyle: Here you go turkeys
*moons them*

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dying spider high turkey

a dying spider high turkey are a crazy and weird invasive species. they blueg to defend themselves and only eat specially fomed carrots that can only be made by afk twons. unfortunately it is hard for people to throw them out and then they invade. only 2 people currently have these as pets and they are both afk twons.

look, it’s a dying spider high turkey!

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.

Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!

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Longer Than Frozen Turkey

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time

"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"

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ol' turkey head move

Girl gives you a blowjob.She suck repeatedly until you reach orgasm. Like a turkey whos on a walk shackin its head back and forth.

James:Wow dude, I wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG

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