Rural Dictionary

Layton/simp

Usually someone with a very small dick that thinks they’re slick by talking to more than one girl at once and telling every girl he talks to how hot he reckons they are but he’s really just a big phat pussy that doesn’t know how to treat girls or have a relationship so when he’s in one he usually makes really dumb excuses to get out of it because he’s a real frigit. Has a really UGLY laugh. And they’re only friend is probably gay and has a phat crush on them. He’s a SIMP and always choose hoes before bro’s, when he really has no hoes and everyone Just talks shit about him but he’ll never know because he’s a phat narcissist and is obsessed with himself. is an ugly mf that really needs a tan. also they will never get pussy so have fun dying a virgin with your one inch wonder .

“Layton/simp texted me last night, yuck”
“Omg Layton/simp played me AGAIN”
“Layton/simp is such a simp”

by Bujjvgfhiikjugddyukk April 27, 2020

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sills the simp

100% a simp and he is so annoying to the point that u want to kill yourself and is the worst duo partner in fortnite, he simps for his girl best friends he says he loves them and calls them babby mammas and wont leave them alone

wow your like like sills the simp

by bigbilly44 November 2, 2020

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Biggest simp

The person simps the most, king of simps if you will. There is no limit to how much he/her can simp.

Hey, this guy just googled the definition of SIMP! He's the biggest SIMP there is!

by harburyfc23LMT November 2, 2020

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Reverse Simp

A reverse simp is someone who despises another person so much, they do anything and everything they can to avoid them, including paying a hitman to try and take them out, buying expensive and illegal poison, or buying a plane ticket to permanently get away from them.

Person 1: "Hey, why are you paying so much for that poison?"
Person 2: "I reverse simp for this one guy. Hate him to the guts."
Person 1: "Ah. Understandable. Have a nice day, then!"

by officer S August 16, 2020

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