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johnson's hair

The hair on or around your penis

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!

by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011


vincent johnson

Tall guy, lives in Ohio, and eats Twinkie stuffed horses

Omg that guy is such a Vincent johnson

by Some random teen kid November 12, 2017


Sargent Johnson

the most bad ass sarge ever. he will kick your fuckin ass if u stick it out to far

sargent johnson will kick ur ass
huh my ass

by khdfkjdfkkjhdf November 10, 2021


sour johnson

When a person takes a shot of lemon juice, and then gives their significant other a blowjob.

Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.

by bldaw November 25, 2014


Tori johnson

Tori thinks she is so kind, funny, hot, and gay.. But the truth is that she just finished the popcorn..... Shes mean to me. And btw I HATE FEET!!? If you meet her dont look at her gorilla feet.

OMG DID U SEE TORI JOHNSONS GORILLAS??!?

by Tori&Autumn June 16, 2022


Justin Johnson

A guy who you can trust (maybe) idk you are prob friends with him on discord and if so you are LUCKY BC THAT IS A GUY THAT WILL ACT CRAZY but in the end HE IS STILL CRAZY but nice and friendly :D so ya make sure to like a guy whos justin johnson (ON DISCORD) and if he likes gumball from tawog and make sure he likses to watch netflix..

Justin Johnson - do you not have your fan on?

by The Grim Reaper.. August 29, 2022


justin johnson

The best person you will ever meet especially on discord IM TELLING YOU THEY ARE THE BEST

"justin johnson is a great friend :D"

by The Grim Reaper.. August 29, 2022