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July 27, National bring your foreskin to work day.
And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day
On October 20th bring your boyfriend to work with you he misses you ladies
National bring your boyfriend to work day bring him ladies
Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
The act of continually overworking; working long hours and/or through tough conditions.
Can you cover for me at Madame Soixante-Neuf's tomorrow?? I need a day off; I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war.
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amogus sussy baka working 2021. there are 69 imposters amogus.
dude 1: among us sus 2021 working
dude 2: kill yourself
dude 1: ok
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The special day of taking a plane specifically a Boeing 747 into your preferred workspace on the 11th day of September each year. The most memorable sites was the World Trade Centre, Pentagon, A random Field in Pennsylvania and somewhere else I can't exactly remember.
Hey Jim! Did you know tomorrow is Take your plane to work day?
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!
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today is the day to take your girlfriend to work.
hey babe, wanna go to work with me since its national take your girlfriend to work day?