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DO YOU KNOW XCREEPAKY?

DO YOU KNOW XCREEPAKY?

DO YOU KNOW XCREEPAKY?
yes

by Sinffulll March 13, 2022


let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

Let my run the show and you just sit there

Let me drive this car and you just ride in the passenger seat . Is an example of the saying let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

by Jmoney Williams November 24, 2024


It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020


pitch you on a pilot

I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you

When a whore gets mad when you tell them there pussy is like flank steak the whore will reply” I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you

by Hart rob April 20, 2024


Think Before You Sleep

A really based youtuber

Think Before You Sleep is a really based YouTuber.

by Wwaattzz August 14, 2024

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put it on you like lipstick

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick

ill put it on you like lipstick

by mayhem/adamdog23 February 1, 2022


Will you marry me?

That's not how you do that...

Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

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