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In reference to the thing you are upset about me doing and, latter, the thing you are doing.
Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."
the best roast you can ever use it will instantly burn someones skin and muscles and then theyll go to heck and they will burn forever
bob:ur ugly tom:frikin darn you to heck bob:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Don't talk to da police!
Special Agent Johnson: Hello, can I talk to you for a moment?
You: Sorry, I do not speak to da Ef-Bee-Aye!
Special Agent Johnson: But I just wanna ask if you happen to know anything about ---
You: See you later, 'nvestigator!
I just waisted your time 😪 now go back to what ever you were doing
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I’m warning you... If you do that, you’ll pay for it
“Don’t you dare eat the sandwich I left in the fridge!”
A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.