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AN EGG. He looks like an egg, acts like an egg, and he’s all around an egg. He has a child which is an oyster and a friend who is an ugly nut. They’re in a cult trio called the Death Foods. They spend their time coming after kids in third period, slowly taking them out. If you ever seen him in public, avoid him. don’t look into his eyes. He will turn you into an egg
Wow, revock is such an egg man
A god with a blood curdling rage ready to kill any being that opposes their will. Any that come across this being shall perish if not weary of what they do.
Omg did you see moon man slaughter those younglings with no remorse
A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.