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When someone has gone a long duration without ejaculation, and squeezes someone into exphilation upon climax.
I took a girl home from the bar last night, i squeezed her so hard after I finished she passed out.... she's fine I just hurt your Maggie
An expression used to exclaim the desire for someone to get their shit outta there, metaphorically and literally.
That fucker Ryan shat his pants in homeroom, so I told him, "Get your brown outta town."
Massaging a mans testicles sexually
I want to blend your balls until you scream with pleasure
when you first pee after drinking a lot, and then you keep peeing all night constantly.
friend 1: i really have to pee
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night
May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.
Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.
“OMG it’s national give your boyfriend a gift day I need to go get him a gift!”
Kid 1: Your grandmas dead
Kid 2: cries in pain
Kid 1: I’m just slammin your knobb