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"But can you do this" is a word only for the smart people and often used in situations where you have to save yourself by roasting someone with this.
TRYING TO BE COOL DUDE: U eat gey people
THE CHOSSEN ONE : you pee on them
Trying to be cool dude: no u
The chossen one: Ok....BUT CAN YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!!! *Goes back with his chair*
a way to destroy your opponents life in one sentence
person 1: i made world peace and i detro-
person 2: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS *rolls back chair*
Used by youtube NPC kids to get easy likes, frowned upon most social media communities
Like if you hate *insert hated thing or person that brings easy likes on the video the comment is*
*Insert something trying to point to the like button*
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Typically, a smart ass answer to the simplest of questions.
Waitress - “is everything okay for you?”
Smart ass -“as far as you know”
The smart ass then chuckles at his own smartassery, leaving the waitress confused as she walks away
Hym "How about 'Thank you, Hym. For sending hundreds of thousands of people to my channel where I confirm the truth of the propositions you have been laying out for years! You really are a genius and it's a shame that you don't get credit for the vast array of contributions your made to a multitude of fields! You are the single most underrated thought leader of our era and the greatest mind who has ever lived!,' Chris? How about that? No? It's just you? Ok. Yeah, that's fantastic."
tell your loved ones or partner how much you appreciate them and value their comfort
ex: Pan: hey joey! i love you so much even if i dont always express it or show it.
Joey: why are you telling me this now?
Pan: Bc it’s national i love you day duh!!
I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.
Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."