tweet others as you want them to tweet you

A banal expression born of the women's movement in hopes that President Trump would possibly think a bit of his mindless use of Twitter.

``We hope that all would tweet others as you want them to tweet you.''

you liek that?

A question that asks "Do you like that?"

You liek that?
Yeah I liek that.

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .

I will American you

When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.

British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.

YOU TIHM

this word is typically used when a person you know does something very strange or dumb

YOU TIHM, why would you throw a rock at a rock!?

pussy if you don’t

equivalent of no balls where one is forced to do something with their dignity and reputation at stake

Jump in the lake! Pussy if you don’t!