Can U Not talk

A way to call an asshole (usually a girl) a cunt.

*a girl says a asshole remark to a girl*
Girl: Can U Not Talk.

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hu r u

Who Are You?

"hu r u" said the Caterpillar." Lewis Carroll

"‘Who are you?’ said the Caterpillar." Lewis Carroll

Or a question asked by many people of others, daily.

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W U B

(W)here yo(U) (B)e - for cell phone and instant messenger.

"W U B" is abbreviated text for "Where you be?"

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holla if u swalla

when you want a girl to get back to you

yo,holla if u swalla so i can get back at ya.

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u moms/pops

referring to your mother/father, except only pussies say "your mother"

u moms touched u pops

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U pick live

Means, "We smoke extremly large amounts of weed" in pothead terms.

Also WTF is up with mystery wall?

does anyone really give a fuck? no!

7 year old: Mommy, whats cocaine?

Mom: Uhh, why dont you go outside and play a nice game of hide and fork yourself

7 year old: Ok mommy

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No u infinity gauntlet

The strongest "no u" discovered so far. It counters "no u infinity" and clears 50% of the world population. Even Thanos knows "No u infinity gauntlet" is stronger than him and could easily kill him.

Thanos: I'm going to eliminate half of the world population with the infinity gauntlet.

An average person: No u

Thanos: Silly mortal. No u infinity. Counter this if you can.

The average person: N O Y O U I N F I N I T Y G A U N T L E T.

*Thanos obliterates into smaller pieces providing the average person the infinity gauntlet. (No u infinity gauntlet is powerful and shouldn't be used irresponsibly without knowing the consequences)

The average person: Ez

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