(W)here yo(U) (B)e - for cell phone and instant messenger.
"W U B" is abbreviated text for "Where you be?"
when you want a girl to get back to you
yo,holla if u swalla so i can get back at ya.
referring to your mother/father, except only pussies say "your mother"
Means, "We smoke extremly large amounts of weed" in pothead terms.
Also WTF is up with mystery wall?
does anyone really give a fuck? no!
7 year old: Mommy, whats cocaine?
Mom: Uhh, why dont you go outside and play a nice game of hide and fork yourself
7 year old: Ok mommy
super hot gay ship that i love so much
dude you like no u x pan? fuck yeah!
The strongest "no u" discovered so far. It counters "no u infinity" and clears 50% of the world population. Even Thanos knows "No u infinity gauntlet" is stronger than him and could easily kill him.
Thanos: I'm going to eliminate half of the world population with the infinity gauntlet.
An average person: No u
Thanos: Silly mortal. No u infinity. Counter this if you can.
The average person: N O Y O U I N F I N I T Y G A U N T L E T.
*Thanos obliterates into smaller pieces providing the average person the infinity gauntlet. (No u infinity gauntlet is powerful and shouldn't be used irresponsibly without knowing the consequences)
The average person: Ez
A trick used to fool a U-Scan. U-Scans have a weight monitoring system that knows how much an item should weigh when you put it in the bag. You can take advantage of this by scanning one item then putting an item of similar weight in the bag. The main use of this is to scan a cheap item and get an expensive one of similar weight.
Jim: Why did you scan that mountain lightning and put the Mountain Dew in the bag?
Bob: Because I just U-Scan Swapped it mother flowers!