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a phrase yelled not spoken when taken by surprise or pissed off.
Player1: (frags opponent on COD4)"YEAAAHH"
Player2: "JESUS PENIS"
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An overeligiouse christain, or at times just a Christian depending on how much you don't like Christians
Oh great, here come the Jesus freaks to preach to us
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An exclamation when something is outrageous or absurd.
I mashed those guts last night.
Jesus god, she was ugly
Buh
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verb: The act of forcing something to work through blunt strength or force.
also can be described as ghetto rigging something through force.
When a stubbern object is lodged in an awkward position and you want to get it out, you have the option to jesus fuck it, and make it work.
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A Thot Jesus is person that claims to have a magical dick game and tends to heal thot behavior among women; leaving them to have sex only with Thot Jesus and nobody else.
Guy 1: Hey bro you heard that Macey, the class thot, aint fuckin no nigga but only Jaime now.
Guy 2: Yeah fr, all these thots claiming he got a magical dick or sumn. all these bitches flocking like he Jesus.
Guy 1: Jaime a Thot Jesus.
Guy 2: damn my girl Snapchat story she with Thot Jesus. My life is over.
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The magical ingredient Jesus turned into wine.
I always bring a bottle of Jesus Wine with me, wherever I go, in case I get parched.
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A stupid Christian look as to where people smile in a smug way knowing they are going to heaven and you're going to hell.
Atheist 1: Hey, did you see the picture of Katie on her facebook profile?
Atheist 2: Yeah, she has that stupid Jesus grin all over her face!
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