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To take a dump; to crap; to empty ones bowels. Especially after eating a large serving of Activia brand yogurt.
"Oh God, my stomach hurts! I need to go to the bathroom and take a huge Jamie Lee Curtis."
"Honey, we have to change the baby's diaper. He Jamie Lee Curtissed, again."
"You look constipated. Perhaps you need to take a Jamie Lee Curtis."
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some random kid from rochester. he just showed out of no where one day at SUNY Geneseo. due to the fact that he is overage, he can buy not only himself, but others alcohol. though it hasnt been confirmed, many believe that he feels it necessary to drink the same amount as the people around him (ex. alex, emily and doug each drink 10 beers...dave drinks 30).
once drunk, he begins to sleep in the nearest place that "looks comfortable"...this usually ends up being in the bed of Kyle Saxton, who comes back to his room, without fail, 5 minutes after Dave passes out. Dave will then awaken 2 and a half hours and claim that he didnt fall asleep, but merely rested his eyes for 2 minutes max.
working at the local school's buffet on the southside of the suny geneseo campus, he doesnt even really do anything. you can see him wandering around, talking to people, busting peoples balls, and eating stuff off of people's plates claiming he was "checking out the food quality".
living in the meadows apartment next semester, his two roommates Kyle Saxton and Doug Brown dont really know how they feel about rooming with him. on the bright side, dave drinks and is known to party it up. on the bad side, dave drinks and is known to party it up.
previously: last week dave got a ticket from policeman joe
scene: wednesday night/thursday morning, a room that isnt daves', dave has been drinkin
policeman joe: whats your name again?
David Lee Roberts: dave
policeman joe: and whats your major again? DRINKING!!!
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A sex act where the woman enjoys fixing a dildo and butt plug to her exercycle for a more pleasurable workout experience.
Today's workout only lasted 2 minutes due to too a rough dirty anna-lee.
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Retard: Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK! Look which way his head fell!
Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass.
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A selective University located in Lexington, VA. At one time a shining beacon of Southern values, W&L is now turning into a liberal hotbed for cultural diversity. Rapidly losing prestige in the fraternity community for excessively overemphasizing their newfound commitment to said diversity. That being said, there is still a great greek system there. However, the influx of GDIs is surely going to implode the greek system in a very short time.
Old W&L Alum: Hey Jimmy Smith, you seem like the perfect guy for Washington and Lee University! Smart, Southern, and well mannered.
Jimmy: Nah grandpa W&L, maybe 30, 20, even 10 years ago. Unfortunately, my white skin and 30 ACT can't really compete with Abu Napatapatalon and Jose Juan Carlos Englasias who have 29's , but are for more diverse than me.
Old W&L Alum: wow, that must mean within 20 years or sooner their whole fraternity system is going to go down the shitter, replaced with an uber cool ultimate frisby intramural league.
Jimmy: great success!
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Bad Ass front man, but Sammy Hagar owns his ass in singing ability. The Van Halen albums with him on it are better than Hagar's, but he is still an egotistical, selfish stupid jew.
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4:00 in the morning, then turns into a pizza."
-David Lee Roth
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