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A deviation of Cool Story Bro. To be used when someone tells you ridonculously lame, non appealing, inscrutable or aggravting jokes. If they get it, it shuts 'em right up. If they don't, then you laugh. You end up being the funny sarcastic asshole anyways.
Dick: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Nick: whats that?
Dick: Her ankles
Nick: Cool Joke Bro
Dick goes back to work, mentally regretting opening his mouth.
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A phrase showing sarcastic disbelief of a given depiction of history.
"Did you know that aliens helped the Egyptians build the pyramids?"
"Cool history bro."
A sexy motherfucker that breaks people's hearts with a single look However he has the sex game of a two year old and is mentally ill. Excessively yells when he is interrupted but consistently finds a way to interrupt others while pounding the microphone with the air coming out of his pharynx. Blurts out and does whatever he wants.
Why are you so shit at the game and acting like a "grumpy cool kid"
Fuck you, You are acting like a grumpy cool kid!
Why do you always act like a grumpy cool kid?
Stop playing destiny you grumpy cool kid!
This saying is used to peer pressure others into doing bad activities, such as drugs, pooing in front of others, or drinking another dude's piss. However, it sounds so retarded that it can only be used ironically, and my friends and I often use it in a very joking and ironic context, encouraging each other to do absolutely retarded shit by chanting "do it and you're cool"
Dave: You should do drugs and eat poo on the balcony
Tomas: What the fuck? In Hungary, drugs are punished by horse archer firing squad, and I don't want that fate
Dave: Do it and you're cool
higher class white teenagers who live in the southern parts of Carlsbad (eg. Aviara, Poinsettia, La Costa).
Their lives are full of of fun activities, some of which include: consumption of illegal substances, big blow out weekend parties, excessive amounts of sex (and for the girls excessive amounts of statutory rape by their hottie-23-year-old college friend "Tyler", or any common white name), Pointless, mostly drunk, joyriding (Guys: in their 16th birthday present F-250 with large wheels and lifted frame) (Girls: in their ALWAYS latest model, Infiniti coup, BMW 325i, Acura TL, Nissan Altima, or any one of the cliché rich teen girl cars) through the safe streets of Carlsbad...making sure they dont wander off to the dangerous Oceanside! Where their moms always warned them never to go.
A Cool Kid party is one consisting of loud, top 40 music played by the hired DJ throughout the night. Drugs include marijuana, being the most popular, but not limited to: cocaine, pills, and even the occasional shrooms. Their taste in alcohol varies from domestic beers (budweiser, miller, coors, and of course, pabst blue ribbon), malt liquor that their favorite GaNgStA rappers drink (colt .45, King Cobra, Mikey’s, and, O.E), and finally, an array of cheap vodkas and other liquors, purchased by their college buddies, OR stolen in one of their fun-filled beer runs. These parties go on throughout the night, where one can spot occasional "discreet", off-to-the-side blowjobs being given in any corner of the house. Other activities practiced at these parties include: stripping, sex, disrupting the peace, vandalism, rat-jock clashes, and the oh-so-famous cop busts, after which the atendees proceed to the next party on their lists.
After the party, the overly-drunk guys and overly-drunk girls end up having sex with each other, waking up around noon in the same bed, couch, chair, floor corner, etc...They wake up to a sea of beer cans which cover the floor, with marijuana pilings scattered, thongs/bras on the lampshades, and the frequent condom/condom package near the bedstool or anywhere else where sex is possible.
Girls are always the first to wake up, with a massive headache, wondering about what could have happened last night. She gets up, steps on a beer can, and rubs the her head, then notices the drunk jock, half naked, with morning wood next to her. He wakes up, slaps her ass, followed by a cute giggle, and then instinctively, she goes down on him, performing a bit of oral sex.
The party host then texts everyone from last night on his new iPhone, telling them to go to Dennys, where they all gather around a grand-slam and discuss last nights happenings...or at least what they can remember...
By monday, they continue to discuss their weekend of fun, often to their classmates at Carlsbad High School, but they quickly get over it, for they are already planning the next "rager"!
Kid 1- Hey bro, im so stoked for tonght!
Kid 2- Why?
Kid 1- Some carlsbad cool kids are throwing a massive rager in Aviara, its gonna be sooooo legit.
Kid 2- No way! this slut from my english class was talking about it. I think im gonna go too.
Kid 1- Yeah dog, im gonna get soooo faded tonight!
Kid 2- Hell yeah!! I'll pick you and the homies up in my new truck and then we can go on a beer-run at vons!
Kid 1- Yeah!!! Im so stoked, you don't even know bro, text you later, i gotta go!
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A set of traits often displayed by those who consider themselves cool kids. These are a group of people who tend to depend on external validation and place significant emphasis on how they are seen, due to an insufficient amount of unconditional love they are presently receiving or have received in the past (e.g. as a child). The latter creates difficulty for them to self-validate and triggers the development of narcissism as one of the possible coping mechanisms. However, such narcissism is usually non-invasive and limited in extent, and does not necessarily imply grandiosity, excessive need for admiration, or inability to empathize in the personality disorder sense. People who consider themselves cool kids experience a constant need to reinforce their ego, and achieve this by engaging in activities they consider cool, associating themselves with others who consider themselves cool, and differentiating and distancing themselves from the rest of the people around them. As a way to maintain this order, they may also be either single or in relationships that tend to stress sex at the cost of intimacy.
A: Jack's having another wine tasting party and didn't invite either of us.
B: Oh don't worry about it, mate. He's got the cool kid syndrome.
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A term in Ted Kazinscki's (unibomber)manifesto that was recognized by his brother, causing him to call the FBI.
But it is obvious that modern leftist philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality.
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