cum bath

a large amount of ejaculated fluid

Shut up or I'll give your girlfriend a cum bath

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cum-clog

After masturbation when semen starts to thicken and dry in the head of a mans penis, and he attempts to urinate and is surprised by an uncontrollable stream of piss.

So I whacked off in the shower, and when I got out and went to take a piss, I accidentally pissed on my foot due to a cum-clog.

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cum suck

A person who usually enjoys the sucking of the seamen extracted from testicales and/or penus

The prostitute i payed turned out to be a real cum suck.

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Cum Kleenex

When a guy takes a kleenex and cums on it then puts it back in the box so then some dumb broad grabs it and wipes cum all over there face.

Domenic: I just cummed in that kleenex.
Indy: Oh my god. Really?
Domenic: Watch
-MOMENTS LATER-
Ashley: THERES CUM ON MY FACE! EW.
Domenic: HA BITCH! i just gave you a cum kleenex

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cum-lube

When a man have creampie into a woman vagina and another man or the same use the cum as lubricant for his dry penis.
when a man use a woman cum on his cock to fuck the same woman in the ass or fuck another woman

Right after Sam left a creampie in Samantha's pussy ,Peter used the cum-lube to fuck her again.
When Lily came over and over, Al cum-lubed her Ass

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cum juggler

Describes the passing of semen from mouth-to-mouth after the act of fellatio.

"Rumour has it my mum's a right cum juggler"

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Cum Fairy

a magical being that leaves cum in unexpected places can also be know as a Charlie Wood can also be used as an excuse to explain white staines in the bed

Man looks Like Charlie Wood visited you last night coz theres no way u got lucky or wo looks like the cum fairy visited you last night

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