Granola boys are your typical outdoorsy guys. You’ll find them hiking, mountain biking, and on the slopes in the winter. Granola boys can be seen wearing Patagonia, North Face, and if they are well seasoned granola, Arc’teryx. There is often a high population of granola boys with long hair, put in buns or pony tails when they are doing their outdoor activities.
Me: ‘I’m simping so much over this guy Jamie.’
Friend: ‘Tell me about him.’
Me: ‘Honestly he’s not any different from the granola boys I’m usually into, but he mountain bikes.’
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A person of the male gender, who chooses to spend time with the opposite gender rather than his boys. He isnt doing this to get pussy and slay the girls, but he his doing it to find out the latest gossip. In other words, a Sweeney boy is just a plain fag.
Joe: Man, we had such a good time last night!
Mike: Yeah but too bad Donny was being such a Sweeney Boy, he missed out on having a great time with the boys!
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The boi that is out of all the bois, the bestest of bois.
Cronk dude: "Who is best boi?"
Swag Lady: "That Jaleel is both fly and is best boi!"
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A way of writing skater boy mostly used by a chav who has decided it would be cool to "skateboard" and be different to ther friends (I know its rare) to get some laughs.
They are generally wankers.
Q: sup bruv I is well a sk8r boi ay I?
A: no, you are a cunt now fuck off and get a job.
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A handsome, studly, but officious young man who services the pool and the lady of the house with great skill
After the pool boy rinsed the filter, he gave the housewife a spin.
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1. noun A good friend or acquaintance.
1. Hey ole boy, how's it hanging?
2. I'm proud of you ole boy, good work.
3. The ole boy just bowled a turkey.
4. Ya, I heard ole boy just threw a couple touch downs.
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When a male repeatedly slaps a females breast with his erect penis.
Jim, I heard you gave Samantha a drummer boy last night when you were having sex.
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