THE SEXIEST MAN OF ALL TIME. HE IS SO MAJESTIC AND PERFECT. HE IS A GOUROU.
Everyone on earth: "IS THAT CANADIAN HUBY?????????"
Canadian Huby: "Yes it's me"
Everyone on earth: "LET US HUG YOU OUR GREAT GOUROU"
To go to a Celine Dion concert as a male even though your friends want to have a beer with you.
Dude, where is Joakim?
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(
When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.
Canadian Empire is a fucking donkey simp ass fuck head commie furry. If you see him call him a furry.
Its Canadian Empire
Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.
It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.
Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.
It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!
Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ is a great past time!
The act of love making where the man is wearing just “a-boot”
I was giving Mary the ole Canadian Snowplow when some hosier turned out the lights.
When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.
I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.