some dumb cunt next door

That old lady Next door that everyone hates.

Who was the yelling? Some dumb cunt next door.

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Being gay according to some people

When people call you gay for slurping on your homies massive, succulent, juicy, delicious nuts once and thats Being gay according to some people

Being gay according to some people

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Some of the most beautiful men in the world

BTS 💜

BTS are some of the most beautiful men in the world —every sane person 😂

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I fell down some stairs

When you and a friend think of the same thing and it makes you think of Fight Club. "Sometimes Tyler spoke for me...<tyler> I fell down some stairs. <jack> I feel down some stairs."

Oh man! I fell down some stairs! I was just thinking of that!

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What are you some sort of cunt?

What you say to someone who doesn't like your work.

Client:"That is fucking shit!"

You:"What are you, some sort of cunt? This is SO fucking typical!"

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Go heat up some lunch

Get fucked.

Hey asshole, go heat up some lunch.

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Saying goodbye to some old friends

To visit the toilet in order to defecate. To have a poo. To drop the kids off at the pool.

"Sorry I couldn't come to the phone. I was saying goodbye to some old friends."

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