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The approximate number of minutes it takes a woman to get ready to do something. Anything.
I told my wife to get ready for the movie about AM hours ago , but she a still not ready!
This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.
When someone is up really late, usually way past 2 am.
Friend 1: *awake in the middle of the night*
Friend 2: what is bro doing up at 3:12 AM?
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Person 220: I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...The First Juvenile Release.
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A song by the band Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians.
It’s a really stupid song, the lyrics don’t even make any sense. The music is okay. But the song is really dumb, if you think about it… they never even had a hit ever since.
What I Am - When I was a kid in the 90’s I remember on FM pop (Adult Contemporary) radio stations they would almost exclusively play this song over and over again, along with “That’s All” by Genesis and “You Gotta Be” by Des’ree.
When my mom drove me to school every morning in her car, they would always play those 3 songs on the radio almost everyday in the 90’s and it was so annoying, you would get sick of hearing ‘em.
Means you r about to give up and still have constant nightmares about her even after 3 years. Fuck
Bru i am cooked
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a pro gamer and loves chocolate from the Minecraft fat mod
hi, I love eating kids from the fat mod Mr caden ams