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an ass of the goddesses, it is firm but yet soft to the touch, it makes any man's dick stand up as the grab it firmly, you will never want to touch any other ass if you ever get a chance to touch this one
"I touched Kat's ass the holy grail of asses"
"Dude after touching Kat's ass I'm never going to wash my hand again
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The simple act of releasing silent flatuence and waiting for a friend or stanger to unknowingly walk into it with utter disgust.
OOOOHHHWWW! Somebody just dropped ass right here. Gnarley I can taste it. Gross!
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droopy, saggy, flabby ass that looks like it might spill out all over the floor once the dam holding it up is removed (i.e., pants)
I thought that girl over there in the bikini was hot, but when she turned around, her waterfall ass was so bad, I thought I was looking at Niagara falls!
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An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.
Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!
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A women used by a man to perfect sexual skills.
Whenever my girlfriend is not around I use Cammie as a practice ass to improve my sexual abilities.
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similar to pocket lint if you wear underwear unwashed too many days in a row the lint becomes moist like jam
Mate, your undies are so dirty if you sweat it up you will have ass jam
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A person's tendancy to monitor, grade, and report on one's lower GI tract performance.
Butch's ass doppler went off when he realized his rectal contents were not purely gaseous.
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