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A small and mid high school in Petaluma. Every year they change the entire school system so most of the faculty and staff are just as confused on wtf is going on as the students. They also got some bullshit that 99% of schools don’t got called “learning defenses”, which none of the students actually support. The students always be bitchin abt the system and talk abt how they finna leave the school but they never do. The administration also likes to say that high school is what the students make it, and that they got a choice and shit. If that were true there would be no strict ass dress code, having us look like some walking advertisements for our school.
What’s the first thing you do at St Vincent de Paul High School ?
Leave…
Ian Tombelson (Will Ferrel) Saturday Night Live Jarreds Room
"What's his address? 21 jump st.?"
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1- Concentration camp
2- Home to LARO
3- Where fake people run the school and real people are as rare as finding a unicorn
4- Not following one simple rule will get you a detention
5- Annoying reminders of the rules every single morning
6- Principals with terrible sense of humor
7- Conceited kids with too much money and who's job is to start as much drama as possible
8- Kids hate each other, teachers hate kids, lose- lose situation
9- Fundraisers and sports= extra thousands of dollars
10- Good education, good sports, bad math department, bad decision
1- Hitler once ran St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
2- Underpaid LARO employees are tortured by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
3- Good luck making true friends with all the fake people here at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
4- I got detention for my freakin socks. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
5- Ms. Walsh yes we know we're St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students 24/7
6- Mr Laces' jokes= smh everytime
7- Facebook and Tumblr get assaulted by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students and their verbal warfare
8- I sit next to my worst enemy and the teacher is insulting me for asking a question. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
9- The candy drive, big box raffle and all sports will cost you around $2000 more dollars. Surprised? Well then you obviously don't go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
10- I'm glad i went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School even if I never learned anything in math
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The worst school on the earth. Hey, I'm not kidding.
ps. Principal Trosclair wants your money, he's like a vaccum JFC GTFOFOFOFOFOO
"Man, Trosclair at St. Patricks Catholic High School (Biloxi, MS) needs to GTFO SRSLY RN HES DRIVING ME INSANE"
"Don't forget, he's driving us all into a major debt. I blame bush"
"You blame Bush for everything"
"...yeah, so"
"so thats gay"
"but tru"
"so tru"
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i got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st right now..
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When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
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When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself
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