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When you get your d*ck and put marshmellows on it roast it then masterbate.
John was asked if he ever had an Alabama S'more but he never had the chance to
Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond
Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.
Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror
The act of dickin' down your first cousin.
"Dude, I just gave my cousin the alabamas cousin treatment!"
A sexual act where your partner puts in a large pinch of dip and during sex, spits dip spit into your mouth
Dale wanted sex last night and I didn’t realize he had dip in and gave me an Alabama Uki mouth. It was so gross
When you fill your sister's ass with rice then proceed to fuck her ass until you cum. Wait 24 hours then have her shit out the rice which is then enjoyed by the both of you.
My family loved the rice we made for the family reunion, the alabama ricecooker works so well.
When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.
Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.
When a girl takes a shit and a guy pushes it back in with his dick.
Had to give my girlfriend the alabama bull dozer while doing anal last night.