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Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.
That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.
A strange person that is always nagging on and on
Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “
Big lad who specialises in scoring tries all over the place, especially corners. Wears really little shorts and is a big git.
"Ere get down to Wakey or Cas if you wanna see BIG JONES scoring tries int corner. We going out toneet?"
When you made up a lie and continued with it until you fuck it yourself
"I need work that day but I need to work somewhere else and I need the money however I won't work it anyway."
So do you want the work and money what you need?
No
You've Joned it
This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.
Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot
A place where you and your friends have decided is your hangout place which usually has food
Person 1: Are you going to The Jone today
Person 2: Of course dude
UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.
Man i was so drunk last night i ended up wakin up with a bad case of the Jones