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Girl who is guaranteed to do sexual favors, no matter what time of night, or how many guys are involved.
Originated from the hook of Tyga's song "Switch Lanes" (feat. Game)
Whatever bro lets just hit up Ashley she automatic bang
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kissing with tongue or making out
Did you mouth bang last night at the party on the dance floor?
Yeah we totally kissed WITH tongue.
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A sexual act between a man and a women (small children and goats suffice) in which the man thrusts into the anus while holding onto the ears/horns of the partner while simultaneously shitting into a pile behind the partner, upon pulling out the man throws his partner backwards into said pile and proceeds to stab said partner in the eye with his penis. then proceeds to initiate a golden shower in and or around the face. While partner is visually impaired, the man will fist the partner's anus (and potentially vagina at the same time). Upon climax , the man proceeds to write his name on said partners chest with cum.
I was so wasted last night... i woke up in the aftermath of a bangcock bang...
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Either 6.5, 8.9, or 13.7 billion years ago (they keep rescheduling it), nothing blew itself up.
After the explosion, once the smoke had all faded and the dust had settled, a countless number of galaxies, systems, stars, and planets covered a presumed infinite amount of space.
What the hell?
"Hey, we currently have no explanation for the beginning of the universe, man."
"Well, just pick from the existing ones."
"We could do that, but, uh, sir..."
"What?"
"They all involve the supernatural and/or some sort of deity(s)."
"Holy crap! Heaven (which I don't believe exists) forbid we actually believe there are greater forces in the world than ourselves (arrogant brats aren't we?)! Quick, make something up!"
"How about... I know! A massive explosion created everything! We'll call it the 'Big Bang'."
"Think anyone will buy that?"
"If we come up with a bunch of nonsensical yet complex equations to back it up, yes."
"Do it."
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asking someone if they care to bang or if they want to have a hot cs match
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Having sex with a girl while she's on her period.
What? You're not into blood banging?
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i would bang you hardcore right now. i would bang him hardcore.
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