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An ironic name for a girl who won't have anal sex.
Hey salad girl, why won't you let me do you in the pooper.
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"What is a dildo?" "It's a girls dick."
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A friendly, non-romantic outing between two women who recently met and want to get to know each other. date, women, girls, girl time, girl talk, platonic, friends, girlfriends
I had a girl date with one the women from my yoga class. She was really cool, she used to be a pilot in the army.
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Female equivalent to mojo man. See mojo man for more information
Davis and I share common social and political affinities
Davis is my mojo girl
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(noun)
1. a woman's breasts, of any size or shape. Usually, a tactful compliment, a term of praise, approval, or admiration.
2. a woman's breasts, of any size, that have close to a perfectly symmetrical appearance, while hidden under clothing. Often, an illusion created by the dress designer's art.
3. Ideally, breasts that are almost exact mirror images of each other, even when bared, and deprived of any support from undergarments. Sometimes also called 'identical twins' (cf. fraternal twins)
"Gail's twin girls are so cute!"
"Whadaya' mean? I thought she only had two children, a boy and a girl."
"Hey, dufus, I'm talking about the twins with whom she is inseparable!"
"Oh... duh... I getcha! They ARE cute!"
"I like it when she brings her twin girls to work." (LOL)
"Duh... How could she not?"
"Our waitress is drivin' me crazy."
"What's the deal?"
"Her twin girls are flirtin' with me!"
"Uh... yeah... I noticed that. Some kind of montease."
"Yep, they're dancin', too... in a very subtle but seductive rhythm."
"Ummm, yes... swing and sway"
"Jiggly too!"
"This restaurant has great service, don't you think?" (LOL)
"The food is not bad, either."
"I once I had a 43 year old girlfriend whose twin girls were still virgins."
"You're makin' that up... you mean... they never?"
"Nope... neither she nor her husband ever even heard of it. She didn't think it was possible... but was ever so grateful, once I convinced her to try it. She was a rare case, absolutely nipplegasmic."
"Well, how did you convince her?"
"I sent her to the online Wiki Pedia, to look up 'mammary intercourse' "
"No foolin'! Wiki Pedia has an article on that? And that's the title?"
"Yep! Technically accurate and clinically dispassionate, as always. And that's just what the learned professors call it-- 'mammary intercourse'."
"My wife's girls are twins, identical twins."
"Wow... cool... THAT I'd like to see... identical twin girls!"
"Careful, friend... her twins do not perform in public."
"OK... I'll take your word for it. ...don't need to see 'em to believe 'em!"
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A girl who must eat as often as possible.
A girl who uses guy for food.
A girl who has sex for a Mc Donalds double cheese burger.
Holy shit! That bitch must weigh at least 600 pounds, shes the biggest hungry girl I have ever seen!!!
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A girl who supports/enjoys ska music, or ska subculture. Basically the same a a Rude Boy but no boy genetalia. Not criminals, not wannabes and not to be looked down upon unless you want to start some fights. Known to skank (dance).
Ali is a Rude Girl, she listens to ska and when she goes to shows she skanks the whole time!
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