Two dudes with beards. One giving head. In the bathroom of a club on jersey shore
Woah. Did you hear... John and Sean were doing the bearded fist pump at the club last night
A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack
His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town
The act of a female performing oral sex on a male while she has stubble, thus creating a chafing or rash on the male.
A.K.A. BK
Ah man I had the best bearded kathe last night, i got out of the shower and she threw me down, then proceded to BK me man!
Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard
I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!
Minor irritation of a woman's cleavage due to prolonged snuggling with a bearded man.
'We snuggled in bed all weekend, I woke up Sunday morning with beard boob.'
To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.
Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.
When you vomit so much that it covers the outside of your mouth and looks like a beard.
Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"