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A 5"4 ball of spazzy energy. Will ruin any party with his drunken shenanigans, and if you've ever been within a 10 metre radius of him, he has almost certainly tried to fondle your nuts. A suskind is also a gentle soul, when he wants to be, and is often sexually attracted to anyone called 'Kirk'.
Wow that kid is so annoying, he's such a Ben Suskind!
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When one alerts the police for ridiculously stupid reasons.
Girlfriend: "Sorry, I gotta get off the phone or my brother's gonna kill me.
In Boyfriend's mind: "I should call the police!"
THE NEXT DAY:
Boyfriend's Buddy: "You shouldn't of called the cops, man! You were really pulling a Ben there."
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The psychological term describing the phenomenon in which a patient with Multiple Personality Disorder exhibits completely identical characteristics for each varying persona; accompanied by a lack of talent, creativity, and stage presence.
"He always acts exactly the same, regardless of the situation and enviroment. I wonder if he suffers from Ben Afflecktion?"
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Ben Hyatt is the most perfect person in the entire universe. He can make you smile just from saying the smallest things, or making faces. He can make you blush insanely and giggle and jam your face into your pillow in excitement and squeal as loud as possible. He has the most amazing eyes, vibrant and outstanding , you will never want to turn your gaze away. His hair is a magnificent dark brown and flows nicely in the wind. His voice is the most charming and soothing sound to exist and be known to the human ear, and you're lucky if he speaks to you. Everyone wants his attention, but they are too shy to even dare ask for it. His face is perfectly composed of the most beautiful, handsome and ravishing features, it's the hardest thing to not squish it all day and night and want to look upon it for eternity. I can. His body is so lovely, every guy would wish to be so lucky as to have it, alas, only Ben Hyatt could have a body so perfect and so flawlessly framed.
His words flow smoothly into your ears and they will forever stay in your heart, he speaks nothing but the most beautiful words, weaving in and out of sentences. Being in his presence is like being with a God. You could be with him, be on the phone with him and not have him utter a single word, and you will still fall hopelessly and endlessly more in love with him as each second draws it's end. But each second with him, and knowing that such a charming and godly person exists is a second worth living.
"He must be Ben Hyatt, he's totally the most rad and perfect being alive"
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he’s an ick and definitely a pick me boy. never compliment him or he’ll cry about being ugly. he has an ugly mullet for some dumb reason and is an ick to all
“omg is that ben ashman, he’s such an ick”
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A female that has a fetish for fat, bald, hairy men.
See that girl with him, she must be a Ben Luva!
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One B-E-A-utiful motherfucker who loves giving high fives to the weak and homeless. He likes to yell at mice with his shirt off and steal other people's scabs while screaming obscene language at the top of his lungs.
Example: "Hey get a load of that guy"
"Yeah he's a real Ben Yobi"
"You can say that again"
Example: "Hey get a load of that guy"
"Yeah he's a real Ben Yobi"
"You can say that again"
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