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A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.
Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!
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A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.
Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!
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It is a term used to describe a particularly attractive looking person (usually, male) whom you find "fetching" or would like to pursue a romantic relationship with. In other words, a romantic interest who is the equivalent of "oh my God! What is that magnificent creature". The use of the term is relative to its user.
1. Yo homeboy you been feeling that little shit in yo tummy when you been lookin' at that fluff piece of cotton candy?
2. Dayum! Did you see that fluff piece of cotton candy?
A shitty candy store in the avenues in viera , dont go their al their candy is stale and tastes like shit.
Customer 1: hey i got sum candy froms Ajs.
Customer 2: ohhh im sooo sorry
candy from ajs candy castle tastes like asshole
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The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.
My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.
It is a butt plug that is shaped like a candy cane and after you use it your ass smells like peppermint.It is commonly used during Christmas. It comes in many different colors and flavors.
I used my girlfriends candy cane plug to shove up her ass last night. She moaned many times and I loved the smell of the mint.
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When a dude 69's a girl who's on her period, then you make out with your jizz in her mouth in her blood in yours
You're on your period? That's fine, it's Christmas time and everybody likes a Russian candy cane.
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