cat with the gat

a Cat with a Gat is a nice, kind, and amazing girl and the most amazing to be around

girl number 1 " omg that girl is such a cat with the gat"
girl number 2 " i know sister"

Cat Gyatt

If you see a cat walking with its checks out, holy is that hot. If your cat is flat, might as well send it to BHM

(Cat) Meow
(Me) that cats lowkey got a Cat Gyatt

(Cat) What the actual fuck

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bait cat

A friendly feral cat used to lure other feral cats to a desired spot so that they may be trapped for sterilization, given medication, or made used to human touch or contact.

Mrs. Brown won't come to the food bowl until I leave. I better bring a bait cat over so I can try to pet her and give her her flea pill.

cat-bushed

When your cat ambushes you by spontaneously lying in front of where you want to walk, and you nearly trip on them.

I was walking and playing on my phone, when my cat cat-bushed me. It didn't end well.

Cat Speak

When you talk like a LOL cat.

Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.

splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

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