pea christmas

when pea unite and celebrate christmas like cute little pea's at one of peas house

P : OMFG pea christmas soon - 22nd december cant wait
E : omg ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaame wow
A : WOOOOOO lets celebrate the recreation of jesus!

Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick

(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

taking mandy home for christmas

When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)

MANDY=MD-MA

Person 1: You got Mandy

Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?

Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas

Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas

christmas hot dog

Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.

"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"

Gay Christmas

Another word for pride month aka June

Happy Gay Christmas!
Its Gay Christmas Baby!

Orange Christmas

The taste experienced when taking a hit from a clean vaporizer with a freshly packed bowl of marijuana.

John: Hey Mike, hit this vape I just loaded it
Mike: Mmm, that taste so good, completely different than smoking
John: Yea, that is the sweet taste of Orange Christmas
Mike: Amen!