duct tape code

Code that just about works, hanging together from borrowed code, ineffective classes and functions.

Often this is the result of bad planning, or an iterative approach to fixing bugs over time.

Alan: How does this code you wrote work?
Ada: No clue, I wrote it 6 months ago and has become duct tape code.

Vogon Poetry Code

Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.

A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:

$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {

$id = rand(1, 10000000);

mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}

Error Code 101

Error Code 101 on Instagram is a protected user who is being hidden from the public for unknown reasons.

Error Code 101 could be a threat

hate coded

When you're in a hurry to solve a programming problem, and your solution results in a shittiest-rushed-even-yo-mama-would-be-embarrassed-of-you-algorithm, but it get the damn job done.

I was solving day 3 of the Advent of Code, and I hate coded the worst fucking solution! I'm not proud of it, but it worked.

Code one eight

A code phrase used to describe the presence of a girl that has sex with guys in order to get pregnant and collect child support for the next eighteen years. Can also describe a situation where a guy has potentially impregnated one of these girls.

Code one eight, man. Jessica thinks she’s pregnant and she says she doesn’t want anything to do with me.

Code Rage

An event of coding frantically without distraction in order to meet a deadline or please impatient clients in a short period of time.

Developer 1: "This project is due at the end of the day and it's already noon."

Developer 2: "Code Rage?"

Developer: "Code Rage!"

code icarus

When a woman asks her man, why men love sundresses, knowing it will break Guy Code if he tells.

Ethan we have a Code Icarus, Mia is about to ask about the sundresses man play dumb and say nothing.