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Someone who is sad and depressing. A person who always rains on the parade and spoils fun times.
The term comes from the fact that cold, soggy corn is just about the most depressing type of food in existence.
Guy 1: Man, this party is gonna be awesome. We are so gonna get laid!
Guy 2: I doubt it. I doubt I'll even talk to any girls. I never do. I suck at talking to girls.
Guy 1: Man, quit being such cold soggy corn!
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When you have to piss but your hand is cold and the only way to get your dick out is to grab it is with literally popsicle fingers. Totally sucks
I really wanted to piss but that Alaskan cold hand Richards got me.
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Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.
Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!
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Ive found two different meanings on the internet for this term as well as one I found using the lyrics from the song "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone LOC.
Aperently for one it is an alcoholic drink made by pouring 1 oz. Absolut Vodka, 1 oz. Southern Comfort, and 1 oz. Blue Curaçao and cranberry juice on top of ice.
The other found online is it is some sort of disease which origionated in the arabian city of Medina in north africa, which I actually found on this web page (look down).
The last one, which I derived myself was that it is a non-alcoholic date-rape drug which Tone LOC talks about using in his song.
"So I gave some(Funky Cold Medina) to my dog, when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the Wild Thing on my leg"
"I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it
Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it"
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what many are currently suffering from in minnesota.
sufferers of cold as hell syndrome: jill gonzalez....nicole is jealous by the way
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a very preppy place with a handful of poser rebellious goths. the hot guys are all graduating, so soon, CSHHS will be ugly. o so sad
Nick Scricco is a junoir
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The condition of a girl's vagina after a long night of raw dawg sex. When you go for some "dessert for breakfast" and the lips are all stuck together like a cold grilled cheese.
"Man I had to reheat that Cold Grilled Cheese this morning after I creampied it twice last night.
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