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#cutiedavid #david
damn dude u look so cute
that kid is a david aguilar
David and autumn are the cutest couple you will ever meet. They will get in fights sometimes but will make back up in a few days. They are funny, cute, and they are very romantic. You will be 100% jealous when your around them, but dont worry they will always be there for you. If you find a couple named this dont ever let go. Ever. They are the people you need and want to be around forever.
David and autumn are the cutest couple.
A hot middle aged actor that people are sleeping on. Mostly known by Scream Franchise or his ex marriage to Courteney Cox, but also a profissional wrestler and former WCW Heavyweight Champion.
One of the most sweet, talented and accessible person you will know. He’s an actor and wrestler but also can dance, sing, paint, graffiti, everything you can imagine and still have time to have a web fight with his best friend RJ City.
He has a night club called Bootsy Bellows. A night club, for god sakes! He’s the real life Lucifer Morningstar?
His fanbase call him king. Some people believe he’s actually Serpentico. And the most important thing: You Cannot Kill David Arquette.
“Do you know the legendary David Arquette?”
“Yes, I know the legendary David Arquette. Do you know the legendary David Arquette?”
“Of course I know the legendary David Arquette!”
Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.
Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”
A Guy who trys to make Bazinga a thing, known for being tall, intelligent, handsome, tattooed, dorkishly funny, and usually drives a big truck. Also has been known to be called Superman, Superdick, Scrum and Body Surfer. Sometimes has Super Gorgeous Boss Babe female named Sam with him.
That guy is such a David Wiley, bazinga is not a real thing. Or
You're a body surfer, I mean you're David Wiley.
When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.
I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.