A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.
“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”
A funny slang meaning that someone is shot in the head commonly meant to be used in formal statements as a joke.
The term is usually used in political conversations and memes to either make a point or make the situation less tense and serious than it already is.
1) Kim Jong Un said to the General to launch the missile but he denied. It was later found that the General died from the rare bullet in brain disease.
2) Hitler was rejected from art school, It was later revealed that the professor of the university died from the rare bullet in brain disease.
3) Putin urged his Generals to adhere to his order, one of the General disobeyed and died from the rare bullet in brain disease.
Soul Nerve disease: Is the literal translation from Mandarin Chinese to English . Has been commonly used by 2nd to 3rd generation Chinese Americans born in the states. In the Mandarin Chinese language, it is primarily used when describing a person who has severe mental instabilities like insane or crazy pronounced shun- jing.bing. But in America when translated its used for people whom have personality disorders that are generally untreatable. Example would be calling someone who is a malignant narcissist someone who is suffering from a severe case of soul nerve disease.
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When asking my friend, who has been in a toxic relationship , how everything was going. He said, that he finally realized he had to leave his girlfriend before he gets totally drained by her soul nerve diseased manipulative ways. Which was a relief for me and all other friends to hear. Cause that girl was a jezebel spirit if there ever was one.
A bong transmitted disease or a BTD is any illness transmitted through the sharing of marijuana with others.
Jessy was still sick the other day when we were all smoking down, now we all have a bong transmitted disease (BTD).
Dumbass disease, the condition where someone is suffering from a level of stupid so great it's hard to wrap your head around.
The guy crossed the street without even looking must've had a case of the DA disease.
PGR or "Prettiest Girl in the Room" Disease is a condition that afflicts attractive women everywhere. It's characterized by the negative reaction a pretty girl expresses when she meets a girl that's prettier than her, rendering her "not the prettiest girl in the room" anymore.
Girl 1: Mandy, you look lovely as always. I'd like you to meet my friend, Sexy Withoutmakeup.
Girl 2: I don't like her.
Girl 1: You just met her, why not?
Girl 2: She's dressed like a whore.
Girl 1: Oh, you're just being jealous. You've got PGR Disease.
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Alzheimers Disease is the most common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning with mild memory loss and possibly leading to loss of the ability to carry on a conversa-
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning wi-
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is... Nvm I forgot.
Person 1: Sorry, I might forget, I have Alzheimer's Disease.
Person 2: Oh, really? You have Alzheimer's?
Person 1: What? I never said I have Alzheimer's.