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Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, tell her to, "make a wish bitch," smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she will become an Enchanted, Angry Dragon.
I gave your mom an Enchanted Dragon last night
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A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.
A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg
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When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.
Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!
John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!
Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.
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A term used when you run out of insults to call a person you despise.
Jacob: "Dumbass."
Chris: "Dumbfuck."
Jacob: "Asshole."
Chris: "Bitchass."
Jacob: "...Tiger dragon" o.o
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A group of small Asian men dress up as ninjas and dragons. They wait in an alley jerking off, and then when they are about to cum, they find an even smaller Asian woman, circle around her and then cum on her.
Jack: "*Generic Asian Name* Was at the dragon circle last night."
Mark: "Yeah, I heard about it on the news."
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Dragon heart is a vital organ of dragons sometimes when a man is dying a dragon gives half of there heart to save them from death
Geoff was saved by a half of a dragon heart given by drake himself
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Collecting a lot of books/movies/funny pictures or other resources that you never plan to use/view/open again.
Typically people with dragon syndrome have thousands of ebooks on their drives which they never intend to read. It may make them feel superior.
A: Oh man, could you borrow me your external HDD? I need to move some very important files.
B: Sorry man, my drive is totally full. I have there all those movies...
A: But you have seen those already, it's not like you are going to watch them ever again!
B: Yeah but I need them!
A: Clearly you have a dragon syndrome.
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