(Girl) Carpenter's Dream

Stiff as a board, and won't split when you screw.

First coined by Ms. J. Feasley in 2003.

Brad called the next day, a "(Girl) Carpenter's Dream"!

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key-dream

to daydream.
mostly about pleasant things.
you wanna give praise to the deity of imagination because your vision is that accurate, that precise, that heart-warming

"you know what i love most?"
"what?"
"the sound of your turning the keys that signals us that you are home"
(key-dream)

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alcoholic dejatri dreams

LET ME EXPLAIN ALCHOLIC DEJATRI DREAMS- THESE DREAMS HAVE TO
HAPPEND WHEN ITS A POSSIBLITY FOR SOMEONE YOU'RE AROUND TOO BELIVE
THAT YOU WERE DRINKING,NOW THIS IS
THE SCENARIO YOU DO YOUR WHOLE DAY NORMAL AS YOU USUALY DO,BUT YOU DO HIGH.
NOW FOR INSTANCE WHEN YOU GO TOO SLEEP HIGH YOU SHOULD FEAL THAT YOU
ARE CLOTHED,NOT NAKED RIGHT THEN---NOW LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING THAT
HAS MORE THAN ONE SCENARIO,YOU REMBER GOING TOO SLEEP IN THE BED
CLOTHED,BUT YOU WAKE UP ON THE FLOOR NAKED FOR SOME STRANGE
REASON,WHEN SOMEBODY THAT WAS AT THE SAME HOUSE;PLACE WHERE YOU WENT
TOO SLEEP AT TELLS YOU THEY SAW YOU BUT NAKED,YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TOO
REALIZE THAT THEY DIDINT WAKE YOU UP;BUT IF THEY WOKE YOU UP WHEN YOU
WAS NAKED,THIS WAS NOT AN


ALCHOLIC DAJATRI DREAM---- A-D-D'S ARE MORE COMMON IF THE PERSON
REALIZE THAT THEY'VE MASTURBATED,BEFORE THEY WENT TOO SLEEP,THIS MAY
BE A SCENARIO TOO SEE HOW GOOD THE HUMAN CAN REMBER, IF THEY FORGOT
TOO PUT THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON....NOW IT MAY BE DEPENDING IF YOU ARE
FULLY NAKED WHEN YOU MASTURBATED,WITH THEY SHIRT ON MORE FOR
WOMEN,,YOU MAY COUD WAKE UP WITH YOUR TOP SHIRT ON,BUT THE REST OF
THE BODY NAKED,BUT ITS NOT JUST BOUT MASTURBATION...
SOMEBODY COULD SHOW YOU PICTURES,PICTURES YOU,SHOWING THAT YOU WAS
ACTUALLY ON A BED NAKED OR SOMETHING AS GENERAL....BE SMARTER STAY
REAL......

alcoholic dejatri dreams are real so is dejatri dreams..

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Dream SMP Kid

a dumbass kid thats usually 4-10 that only watches dream or the dream smp and calls old minecraft youtubers bad, they also own dream merch and gets bullied then says "dream is my dad and will stab you with his diamond sword". also if someone asks them if they have ever seen dreams face they say "i have seen his face but i cannot tell you because it would disrespect him".

"you are such a annoying ass Dream SMP Kid you should watch old minecraft youtubers". " no im not, old minecraft youtubers suck because they play on a old version of minecraft". "boys get the bats we need to teach this kid a lesson".

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Dream smp fandom

The dream smp Fandom is this one weird ass fandom that ships real people who play minecraft and do live streams and you’d expect this fandom to be full of 16 year old boys but no it’s full of 14 year old horny girls who simp for minecraft skins which is very weird and they tend to also make very weird if not very inappropriate fan art

You know the Dream smp Fandom ?
Yeah this fandom is wild asf

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laminated book of dreams

the Argos catalogue, according to Bill Bailey

Where did you get that new coffee table from?

Ohh just picked it from the laminated book of dreams.

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The Man of my dreams

The man of my dreams meaning when we are dreaming someone that a men Who is very low-key good looking, charming and handsome

For example of the man of my dreams

A girl see a men was walk through the of beach with amazing eyes, gorgeous hair, greatest Body, and He winks smile at you and you don’t know what you reacting to having crush and falling in love

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