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drink listening

Drinking red wine and listening to music on a Friday night after getting out of a nice hot shower.

I'm drink listening to love on the brain by Rihanna

by Rihannafan2020 December 4, 2020


poop drink

an alcoholic beverage made of with no direction. simply put, an amalgam of random ingredients you found around the house in an attempt to get more drunk quicker.

bro last night i made a poop drink so i could get absolutely shit faced. it worked but i feel sick as hell...

by fyve May 12, 2020


drink box

Same as juice box but when consumed by your adult friend.

That guy sure looks like a pussy with that drink box.

by Janice Peterson November 27, 2007


Tea-Drinking Male

Also shortened to "Tea-Male," this phrase is essentially a synonym for the more well-known phrase, "Yogurt Male."

Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.

This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.

This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.

Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶

P1: "Oh man! Is that guy seriously drinking hot tea, in public, over there? What a sissy!"

P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"

P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."

P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."

P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."

by UrbanDicMatt December 29, 2023


Bread Drink

Non-alcoholic Beer, especially one rich in nutrient Vitamin Cheems from the yeast used to ferment it.

The shelves were full of Bread drinks but there wasn't a single bottle of hard cider.

by Serious Commenter January 1, 2022


i drink so i am...

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...

If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...

by Henky66 October 23, 2017


troll drinking

1) If you don't know what it is, you ain't invited.

2) Rounding up a large group of friends, buying a shitload of booze, going down to the seediest part of the city and posting up on a bridge with lawn chairs before drinking till the wee hours of the morning.

Me and Kinloch are gonna head down to River Des Peres and do some fuckin' troll drinking.

by RowdyMickThanksSeeYaLater August 23, 2018