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One of the most sweet, awesome, funny moms I’ve ever met! Gave birth to 3 killer kids, one who I’m especially fond of.
Dylan’s Mom is so funny!
The man. The myth. The child molester. Dylan hester is one of the many retarded children. Most known for Wit Kettle. This man is very autistic and can't even spell his name
Man 1"You heard if dylan hester the child molester"
Man 2"That Wit Kettle kid"
Man1"yeah. He's a bit autistic"
When som1 comes back from the barber with a dead trim
Dylan came back from the barber with a dylan dead trim
A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.
Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?
Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got
A demi-god, often referred to as 'Eugene'. He is crazy, goofy and a bit of a drama queen. He is good at his comedy and is an all-round crazy human being. The way he brings food everywhere, how his friends could be all eating sweets and he is just there with his pastie'
Person: 'Hey Eugene'
Dylan M__________: 'Hi'
Person: 'See you even respond to it!'
Dylan is the best guy you will ever meet in your life period. He is very trust worthy although it may take time to gain his trust, time, and love. Dylan is still an amazing person to have in your life. He always puts his friends before all others. Especially the love of his life. He has the most respect for her and he is very loyal, loving, and will do anything to satisfy her needs. He always wants to do something to make her smile.
Never let Dylan go.
#Dylan Scott White