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fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.

Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.

by Dmitri Antwon July 29, 2011


fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

by Fuckmegently July 30, 2015


Fruits Basket

Another word for ‘Balls

I wanna dip my Fruits Basket in it!!!

by ChikinTheThird December 25, 2017


Backwards fruit basket

When your girlfriend tucks the strap-on between her legs & fucks your mouth.

My girl didn't enjoy my Buffalo Bill fruit basket position, she got her revenge with the backwards fruit basket.

by Cyprian Rose November 15, 2020


Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual

Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 04, 2013


fruit snack screwed

when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows

My friend tim got fruit snack screwed

by arae91 December 29, 2010


Strangle Fruit

Strangle Fruitex vi'stest me favor sustenencex, as'r me is Doquitour Spankoflex, am very knaglegde on subgect

Dr Spankoflex: Jist Strangle Fruit, thankeks fori'st this meel hyumen

Dr ██████: What the hell are you saying?

by Aproximately November 01, 2021