first great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

The first death

Another slang term for the sexual act of climax during intercourse "Intense Orgasm". in this case the type that leaves you outta breath and gasping for air.

Last night the sex was so good, it felt like I died in went to heaven. That's why they call it the first death.

first-cousin-7X-removed

First-cousin-seven-times-removed (1C7R).

My first-cousin-7X-removed is a good person.

first born babies/airbender fukkers

children who love the first fruits of the Heavenly Father and seek out to get what they want and obey God and make people obey God at all times. God grants them gifts because they seek God and love God in return.

Adonai is a first born babies/airbender fukkers child that can't handle abuse or hatred of thy neighbor because God says to love thy neighbor. So he socks the faces of people to get them back on track to loving their neighbor.

First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.

Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).

first great-great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.