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it wows my audience with it's size. Emphasis on my. I have a one foot wower, and you have a one inch wonder
Imagine having a one inch wonder when you can have a one foot wower.
Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.
We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...
A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
To be kicked.
"I heard you broke up with Sara."
"Yeah. She got the foot."
Using your foot, more specificly toe, to take a selfie while your phone is either on the ground, held up my your other foot or another object. Men will commonly as for a foot selfie when they want to see up a girls skirt.
Girl: Look at this new skirt I got
Guy: It looks so cute babe, can I get a foot selfie?
(N) Natural wine, vinified without artificial sulphur, intended to preserve the uniqueness of the terroir with minimal human interference.
“Pbbbbb. Christ. Is this fuckin’ foot wine?”
A severe ailment pertaining to a painful foot cramp, and in some cases, shoulder and neck aches/cramps, due to standing or walking for long periods of time, often compounded onto with the scorching heat of the sun. This ailment usually applies to people who go to Universal, due to long lines in certain rides, which requires people to stand for long periods of time.
Ben: Hey man how was your trip to universal?
Erik: It was great, except for when I left with a bad case of Universal Foot.