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(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.
I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .
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An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.
Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.
Beto O'rourke Threatened to take AR 15's from lawful owners. Beto is from TX, where it is legal to protect personal property with Deadly force.
Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
person a: Beto just proposed buying back assault weapons.
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
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A better name for ISIS, IS, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves now.
Federal Officer: After a brief investigation, we have concluded that the moron whose suicide vest blew up before he left the house had connections with Goat-Fuckers International .
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A non-turkish person who engages in various types of homosexual activity with one or more hairy, sweaty, and smelly turks on a continuous basis. Typically has the AIDS as a result of the aforementioned activities.
This includes but is not limited to bukakke, fisting, oral sex, anal sex, dirty sanchez, hot karl, and goatse mimicking.
Known turk fuckers:
Fred / phyberoptix
<phyber> selam merhaba! I still have a small dry spot on my face, please hurry and bukakke on it! OOO I so love it when you teabag me! I'm such a turk fucker.
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The product of Cap Hansen’s- Bellingham, WA - a Peruvian Bear Fucker (a.k.a. PBF) is a cocktail consisting of a splash of OJ, half glass of the freshest award winning PBR and a shot of Captain Morgan dropped in the beer. It’s the cocktail made famous in Bellingham which is also mightily served at The Blue Abode Bar. If you were to try and order this drink in Seattle the bartender will assume you are from Bellingham.
Bartender make me a Peruvian bear fucker and everyone else at the rail. Bear fuckers for all!
That bear fucker wrecked me last night.
The uglyest man on earth...a jonah fucker thinks he is cool but he really isnt...a jonah fucker is a stalker...everyone hates a jonah fucker
Gail:"Omg that kid is such a jonah fucker!"
Victoria:"I know...he thinks he is so cool but he really isnt...stalker much?"
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