love but hate

You cant decide on your feelings on; A person, food, clothes, or, anything really

Jessica pulls a shirt off the rack "what about this one?"
"I love But hate it, I don't like the color mixtures" She groans bc I'm so indictive 😂

hipster hate

when an unconventional individual claims to hate but voluntarily takes part in something that the vast majority enjoys

Ex: facebook

"I hate Facebook"

"I don't like my birthday"
(Whilst actively taking part in said activities)

You hipster hate facebook
He hipster hates his birthday

If you hate her SAINT her

Still spoil your gf/lady/mrs even if you hate her;

You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: 'If you adore her, Dior her'.

If you hate her SAINT her"
"And even if you hate her, SAINT her!"

Even if you hate her, SAINT her...

Hating fan

someone who follows your accounts, copies your looks, only talks about you, and purposely seeks you out to be around you.

person a: she followed my spam account, and my tutorial account
person b: sounds like she is a hating fan

hate holds

Less pleasant version of 'love handles'

While Ming the Merciless referred to them as love handles, his concubines felt they were more like hate holds.

[hateful business]

You are "hateful business" if you lie, cheat or steal. Your intent is evil from the start. Wrong doing.

She is hateful business because she chose to steal from the tip jar.

hate poo

noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.

*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"