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(Blak•Rə•shen) n. A homemade alcoholic beverage that consists of the cheapest or the second cheapest vodka/toilet water and homemade purple Kool-aid, rendering a mixture that is as ghetto as fried chicken and grape Kool-Aid sippin’ n swangin w/ the dickies shorts Walmart chain necklace wearin loitering and loud domestic abuse situations type lifestyle while at the same time as Russian as chain-smoking and incest while getting beaten by a Bubushka as the local police laugh and place bets on it, then being beaten by the local police shortly after while the bubushka stares at you with disdain and chain-smokes
Homie #1: “Say bruh, u got any Dr. Thunder or Shasta fo’ dis Tilamook?”
Homie #2: “No just some mo’ purple Kool-Aid n Splenda packets I jacked from da gas station, fam.”
Homie #1: “Damn bruh, dis vodka is like burnt pubes, barstools and rubbin’ alcohol, n I’m so sick of deez muggafuggin’ Black Russians, I keep throwin’ up erry 25 minutes!”
Homie #3: “Jus kill yourself, nigga.”
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Mythical being responsible for all bad, evil, and dangerous relationships. Will put you in a relationship you can't get out of and hate being in.
an example of how you would talk about a relationship caused by one of Black-Cupid 's arrows
we've all been there everybody's been in that situation
where you will stay with somebody you don't even like them.
Two weeks in and already you like "pshh", no way.
I cant stand this person,
I'll hang around for 5 or 6 years then we can end this thing violently.
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The act of covering one's mouth with one hand and pointing at the source of humor with the other hand, all while laughing uncontrollably.
Tim: Why do all those black dudes cover their mouths and point at Chappelle every time he tells a joke.
Dave: Oh they're just laughing and enjoying themselves. While us white folk laugh moderately and applaud when we find something funny, they tend to.....well they have their black laugh.
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A region or area on Planet Earth where you absolutely cannot get a cell phone signal but everywhere else within the general area you can.
(while driving) "Wait a second I'm going through a black hole. I might have to call you back."
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One of the nicknames of tha greatest balla Kobe Bryant.
Hey yo,bro! Did u c yesterday's match? Our Black Mamba was on fire! Lakers fo'life!
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A popular nickname for Kobe Bryant, a basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers. The nickname was popularized by a Nike commercial featuring LeBron James. Since Mr. James already had a popular nickname, "King James", Nike decided to come up with their own nickname for Bryant, and thus the Black Mamba was born.
" Bryant shoots from beyond the arc....Scores!!!! A beautiful shot from the Black Mamba, and puts his Lakers up, 90-88."
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Useless person who is a waste of space.
That black whore is sucking the life out of me
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