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An alcoholic drink, made famous by the home town in which it was created - Canvey Island (Essex, UK).
Canvey Island is inhabitted by the peasant underclass, and is the arse hole of Essex. In turn, Essex is the arse hole of England.
Not to be confused with the Lond Island Iced Tea (Vodka, Tequilla, Bacardi, Gin and Cointreau topped off with lime juice and coke) the Canvey Island Iced tea features Meths, Turpentine, Rubbing Alcohol and/or alcohol based hand wash. All topped off with White Lightning (or similar budget priced cider).
Also, in place of the usual garnishes (wedge of lime, ice) the Canvey Island Iced Tea is enhanced by the addition of cigarette butts and the Mother In Law's stray pubes.
Scumbag Father: "Ere, Britney get us some White Spirit from B & Q I fancy a Canvey Island Iced Tea!"
Scumbag Mother: "OK Jason."
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A mixed drink popular during summertime in northern Michigan and gaining popularity across the rest of the Midwest.
One part chilled vodka (50 proof preferred)
One part orange juice
One part hot inside filling of a lava lamp
Vodka is kept in freezer before pouring.
Orange juice is kept in refrigerator before pouring.
Lava lamp is kept plugged in before pouring.
Vodka is poured first, then orange juice, then finally lava lamp.
This drink gained popularity due to offering its drinker a rich, unique experience; if you drink one while on Mackinaw Island (in northern Lake Huron), you may get to take a ride in a helicopter!
"Gosh... lava lamps are fun to watch..."
"Ever have a Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper? They're fun to drink too! Great with vodka and orange juice!
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Long Island Speedway was built by one of the Vanderbilt heirs on which to race his cars. He used to race them on the old roads on Long Island but a couple of bystanders were killed so he built his own track. Ironically, after he started using his track, more bystanders than before were killed.
I think Long Island is fantastic. There's so much great stuff there, such as all the mansions on the Gold Coast, that is, the North Shore of Long Island just past Queens. That's what got me excited about the place. But there's so much more. For instance, Gardiner's Island, out at the tip of Long Island is still owned by the same family that was given it by the King of England in colonial times.
One of the Vanderbilts built his own race track, the Long Island Speedway, on Long Island. Part of it is still being used as a public road today.
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A server based on Summer Camp Island that's full of funny and fights, people who draw NSFW stay there, like PleasantFurrini and Strudents. Also there's Toro, Tenko and susiespendant.
Person 1: Wanna vc?
Person 2: I'm already VCing in Summer Camp Island Hell
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When you grab a handful of mud/dirt from pine island in the ACT and rub it down a person's back, then rub your dick along it multiple times.
Ciaran gave Matt a pine island mud slide. Matt was fucking pissed off, yet slightly aroused.
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Making love in a 7-11 bathroom for free scratchers.
Dude, these chicks came in at 3am and we totally had a Long Island Slumber Party... you're gonna have to clean the coffee maker.
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throwin' a bitch fit typical of those with long island origin
guy 1: yo stunad let me cop your p-set
guy 2: hell no BRRRRRRRRRRR
guy 1: stop throwing a long island bitch fit
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